Before time began
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None was gay enough
He served as Sith Lord Darth Megatron's
sex slave second-in-command. The treacherous Starscream kept trying to do it with Megatron overthrow Megatron and claim command over the Decepticon armies, but Megatron always gently reminded Starscream that "it" should only be done when no one else's looking caught Starscream and punished him for his actions.
He once scanned and disguised himself as Boba Fett's Slave I, because he felt an intense lust for the hot, smokin' MANDALORIAN bounty hunter, but Fett noticed something was wrong when his ship's control panel kept tentacle-raping him.