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Starscream
Starscream
Biographical information
Homeworld

Cybertron

Born

Before time began

Died

A painful one, 29 ABY

Physical description
Species

Fag

Gender

Female

Height

Slender

Hair color

Wavy

Eye color

Dreamy

Cybernetics

Robo-Boobs

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Fag Era

Affiliation
Known masters
Known apprentices

None was gay enough

Starscream was a fabulous, gay-pink Decepticon Transformer droid who transformed into a jet.

BiographyEdit

He served as Sith Lord Darth Megatron's sex slave second-in-command. The treacherous Starscream kept trying to do it with Megatron overthrow Megatron and claim command over the Decepticon armies, but Megatron always gently reminded Starscream that "it" should only be done when no one else's looking caught Starscream and punished him for his actions.

He once scanned and disguised himself as Boba Fett's Slave I, because he felt an intense lust for the hot, smokin' MANDALORIAN bounty hunter, but Fett noticed something was wrong when his ship's control panel kept tentacle-raping him.

Starscream returned to Darth Megatron in time to watch the second Death Star blow up. They both found this funny and gave their buddy Shockwave a call.

With most his major threats out of the way, Shockwave overthrew Darth Megatron and exiled him and Starscream. While in exile, Megatron and Starscream made their relationship official and they had a son named Sunstorm. However, Starscream was hunted down and killed by assailants working for the Shadow Minds.

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