Starscream

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Starscream, contemplating the fabulousness of destroying your planet.

Starscream was a fabulous gay pink Decepticon Transformer droid who transformed into a jet.

He was built by the Sith Mega-Super-Overlord Darth Megatron as a love slave, and modeled after his "husband" Sophitia (who only appeared as such thanks to a certain Mr. God, and was in reality a human female to everyone else). Megatron and Starscream pretended to hate each other, with Starscream continually trying to overthrow Megatron as Decepticon leader and Megatron beating the shit out of Starscream in retaliation, but in reality they did this as a sexual fetish.

He once scanned, and disguised himself as, Boba Fett's Slave I because he felt an intense lust for the hot, smokin' MANDALORIAN bounty hunter, but Fett noticed something was up when his ship's control panel kept tentacle-raping him.

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