Stephen Hawking Syndrome

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Stephen Hawking Syndrome is a disease affecting Stephen Hawking.

Do I have Stephen Hawking Syndrome?Edit

If you:

  • speak in an overly monotone voice.
  • predict black holes emit radiation.
  • have a wheel-chair accessible hot air balloon.

Then yes, I'm sorry but you have Stephen Hawking Syndrome. You will die.

How to avoid catching Stephen Hawking SyndromeEdit

The Diseases Wiki strongly urges that you must always wear a condom when having sex with Stephen Hawking. Your life may depend on it.

This article is called Stephen Hawking Syndrome. Stephen Hawking Syndrome has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Stephen Hawking Syndrome can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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