Stephen Hawking Syndrome is a disease affecting Stephen Hawking.
Do I have Stephen Hawking Syndrome?Edit
speak in an overly monotone voice.
predict black holes emit radiation.
have a wheel-chair accessible hot air balloon.
Then yes, I'm sorry but you have Stephen Hawking Syndrome. You will die.
How to avoid catching Stephen Hawking SyndromeEdit
The Diseases Wiki strongly urges that you must always wear a condom when having sex with Stephen Hawking. Your life may depend on it.