A typical stromtrooper in his battle/life-support armor.

Stromtroopers were the elite soldiers commanded by Darth Nixon and (to a gradually decreasing extent) Darth Boner during the Galactic War of Northern Aggression. Highly trained in battlefield tactics, political manipulation, and groping, stromtroopers were noteworthy for their longevity—each trooper was genetically programmed to never die of natural causes, though they aged naturally. Every stromtrooper possessed a well-concealed phylactery, guarded by armies of petticoat-clad damsels and Marilyn Monroe impersonators.

This article is called Stromtrooper. Stromtrooper has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Stromtrooper can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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