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Summary of Bothan Spynet operations, 1 ABY to 36 ABY, condensed.

MonMothma
We must obtain the plans to the Death Star, or the Empire will destroy us all.


Bothan1
We will bring them to you at any cost, Senator.


BothanSpy
Fuck fuck fuck son of a bitch! Our cover's blown! Take the plans! Fuck fuck fuck!


MonMothma
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.


Bothan1
Well worth it.


MonMothma
We must obtain the plans to the second Death Star.


Bothan1
Oy. Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.


BothanSpy
Fuck fuck not again motherfucker shit son of a bitch! We got the plans again! FUCK!!!


MonMothma
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.


Bothan1
<grumble, grumble>


MonMothma
Now find out Grand Admiral Thrawn's plans.


BothanSpy
FUCK!


MonMothma
Many Bothans died and so on and so forth. Now we must know the Yuuzhan Vong's next target.


BothanSpy
Motherfucking piece of shit!!!


MonMothma
Many Bothans blah blah blah. Go find out what's on TV tonight.


BothanSpy
Cocksucking shitkicker!!!


Bothan2
That's it. Come with us, Senator. We need to have a little talk.


MonMothma
What? But you – unhand me! This is outrageous! <door slams>


Officer
Um, ma'am? The New Republic military advisory committee is meeting, and... ma'am? You look different.


MonBothma
Who, me? Nonsense. I was just drawing up a plan to deal with the Dark Nest. Many humans may die before we learn more.


Officer
<gulp!>


RicOlieRight
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