TIE Defender

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Not a parody. They really looked like this.

The TIE Defender was the awesomest starfighter ever built. It was made by ripping up three TIE interceptors and sticking all their wings around one TIE pod. It totally PWNED Rebels. Part of the Galactic Empire's "Project Munchy," it could destroy an Executor-Class Super Saxton Star Dreadbringer in under ten seconds. Darth Awesome had a whole fleet of TIE Defenders that he modified with shields and armor stripped from the Sun Crusher, which Darth Awesome had single-handedly captured, by the way. Maarek Stele was a Defender-flyin' ace.

This article is called TIE Defender. TIE Defender has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of TIE Defender can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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