"I've lost Green 3! Wait, no, Greens 3 and 5! Wait, I lost all my whole damn squadron!"
―Rebel Squadron Leader, after losing all his fighters to a lone TIE interceptor

TIE Interceptors were first developed during the Battle of Endor where they replaced the piece of shit TIE fighter. By simply folding the wings and cutting off half the middle section, the TIE int surpassed the TIE fighter by a hundredfold. They had four lasers instead of two, which actually helped destroy a lot of Rebel fighters, believe it or not.

TIE fighters were known for being the shit of the Empire, and TIE interceptors were known to be the "hard stick" of the Empire. TIE interceptors were known to wipe out whole Rebel squadrons making them vaped and shit. Rebel pilots immediately started to experience automatic bowel disorder every time they saw an interceptor.

This article is called TIE interceptor. TIE interceptor has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of TIE interceptor can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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