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Tach
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kashyyyk

Physical description
Species

Tach

Gender

Male & Female

Height

around 0.60meters

Hair color

Lots of it

Eye color

them too

Chronological and political information
"If you stood still this long while in the Shadowlands, a tach would eat you..."
―Jolee Bindo

The tach, a primate-like species from Kashyyyk, was an animal that lived and died in the Shadowlands of said planet. It was hunted ferociously by Czerka Corporation employees who wanted to make tach juice Tarisian ale out of them, but even more by madclaws with a monkey fetish. Revan once went to Kashyyyk in an effort to wipe out the entire tach population in his quest to get more scratch, and nearly succeeded. Jolee Bindo lived with the tach for twenty of our standard years, we don't even want to speculate about his reasons.

Behind the scenesEdit

One specific tach made it off-planet and traveled to Hollywood, on Earth, in order to become a movie star. He found success after starring in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy as: Jack the Undead Tach. This tach also starred in all adaptations of King Kong, playing a retarded monkey with an afro.

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This article is called Tach. Tach has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Tach can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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