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Taris
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Affiliation

Not the Sith

"I'm rich, beeyotch!"
―A resident of Taris' Upper City

Taris was a planet in the Outer Rim. Darth Revan and his rascally gang of lovable scamps chilled here for a while a long time ago, rescued a hot Jedi chick, PWN3D some Sithies and stole a a pretty crappy ship. A few weeks later, Darth Darth Binks and his L33t time-travel skillz went back in time and really fucked up Taris, with the gang conveniently escaping just before the PWNage.

Taris was split into three levels, including a fourth one nobody gave a fuck about because it wasn't in KOTOR.

The Upper City: Where rich, playa-hatin' douchebags hung out. They enjoyed fun pastimes such as watching poor people kill each other for money, race riots, and shopping.

The Lower City: Yep. Gang wars. I'm beginning to think that Taris is supposed to represent LA.

The Undercity: That place that Carth was too wimpy to willingly go, so Darth Revan had to put roofies in his milk and drag him here. Full of rakghouls, who I assume represent homeless people. They are zombies with disease that bite you, which is scarily accurate.

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