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Taun We
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kamino

Physical description
Species

Kaminoan

Gender

Female

Height

2.13 meters (2.16 in high heels)

Hair color

None

Eye color

Black

Chronological and political information
Era(s)
  • Rise of the Empire era
  • Legacy era
Affiliation

Kamino

"Come to Mama, you adorable little short-necked clone."
―Taun We

Taun We was a very deep-throated Kaminoan female who worked as an aide to Prime Minister Lama Su and as the surrogate mother to millions of clone troopers.

It was her duty to establish a close, intimate, personal friendship with Jango Fett. She spent months working closely with Jango behind closed doors and came away with hundreds of genetic samples to create a clone army. Jango was never the same afterwards. He couldn't bear the company of human females any longer, with their short necks and pinkish skin and inward-seated eyes.

During the creation of the Grand Army of the Republic, Taun We took on the role of foster mother to the developing clones. For the special clone commandos and high-ranking officer clones, she personally breast-fed them until they were the physical equivalent of 23 years old. Also, just to be on the safe side, she took many of these clones behind closed doors for genetic sample collections as well.

Later in life Boba Fett and Taun We had an uncomfortable reunion, at which point Boba secretly stole genetic samples of her and created and entire long-necked harem of Taun Wes for his own private amusement.


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