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Tauntauns made great, but smelly camping gear

This article is called Tauntaun. Tauntaun has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Tauntaun can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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"And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside..."
―Han Solo

The tauntaun was a big, bipedal and extremely smelly semi-intelligent lizard-creature that was found on a variety of worlds, including the ice ball Hoth and the sand ball Tatooine. On the former planet, it was the favored prey of wampas; the carcass of a tauntaun was also useful for keeping a person suffering from hypothermia alive.

Of course, that person might not thank you for such a method once they smell their clothes.

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