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"Every time you masturbate, a terentatek kills a kitten."
Jedi maxim

Terentateks were giant, uncontrollable creatures the size of ten rancors. They were (sadly) rare, and found on really evil planets, like Korriban. The only person that could kill them was God or Revan, who beaten two up with his bare hands.