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Tey How
Biographical information
Homeworld

Neimoidia

Died

32 BBY

Physical description
Species

Neimoidian

Gender

Female

Hair color

None

Eye color

Red

Cybernetics

Something covering her hideous face

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Trade Federation

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"What's wrong with your faaaaaace?"
―Everyone, upon meeting Tey How

Tey How was a really, really ugly female Neimoidian who worked as the communications officer, taking orders from Nute Gunray, Rune Haako, and Daultay Dofine. Something was clearly hideously wrong with her face, and she kept it hidden at all times with some kind of cybernetic thingy.

Her moment of notoriety came when she was tracking Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi through the corridors of the ship. She shouted, "Sir! They've gone up the ventilation shaft!" Sadly, Ms. How was so ugly that no guy ever went up her ventilation shaft, if you know what I mean.

She died when nine-year-old Anakin Skywalker blew up her ship, making her one of the first entries in what would become Anakin's Big Book of Victims.hahs

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