The Galaxy

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The Galaxy, also known as the Galaxy Far Far Away, was a surprisingly small spiral galaxy that ET and his homies came from. People were always invading and fighting over it, for some unknown reason. Seriously. This galaxy was named only "the Galaxy" because they thought they were too good to need a name. The Unknown Regions of the Galaxy were constantly changing location.

Highly accurate map of the Galaxy (NOTE: All planets to scale, ET's planet not shown)

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