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- "Someone mentioned food around M.A.D.C.L.A.W. and he heard it, someone's gotta go."
- ―One of Gonk's comandments[src]
Hey kids! It's The Gonk Crusades Cannibalism Sweepstakes! Voting ends Thursday, so VOTE NOW!
If they run out of food on their way to Korriban, who do YOU think should get eaten first?
In a surprise upset, Acky was declared Most Likely to Prove Delicious. (This user was certain Supergeeky would win, having heard so very much about the quality of his meat, but whatever.)
Not that it matters, since they're not gonna run out of food and this has all been a cheap publicity ploy! Suck it, voters!
For enduring this disturbing thread of discussion, User:AdmirableAckbar will receive a free Darthipedia-brand Honey-Baked Ham as the grand prize.
(Note: This thread is closed. Do not vote.)
Acky gets eaten firstEdit
- Madclaw proposes we don't eat Acky but use him for fuel if by any chance we run out of it. Madclaw Shyriiwook! 14:57, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- At least he'd taste good, being filled with alcohol and all. IFYLOFD I KILL YOU! 18:01, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Mmmmm, sushi...--Goodwood(Alliance Intelligence) 18:11, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- The taste of Acky-meat is too good to contemplate. Master GumpMe, myself and me are very important... Or not 19:35, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hmmm... getting drunk without drinking... also, per IFYLOFD. --Jedimca0(Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 19:54, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Braainsss... with bubbles! LordGalvatron 21:06, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Surprisingly, this wouldn't be the first time I ate Acky. — supergeeky1 \m/ (1-800-Burl-Ives) 23:05, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- General Hunterj Hunterj's bridge|I may steal your Gold! 15:33, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
Greyman gets eaten firstEdit
- Sorry man. Mecenarylord 14:08, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hey what if one of the crusaders turns yellow and sacrifices Gonk to the sharks only for Gonk to survive and destroy his killer and leave the meat for the others.—Unsigned comment by Mecenarylord (talk • contribs).
- Suffer through eating Canadian Bacon! bwahaha. NaruHina Talk 04:33, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Jedimca gets eaten firstEdit
Madclaw gets eaten firstEdit
Supergeeky gets eaten firstEdit
Votes will be tabulated on Thursday, January 22nd.