"Well, that didn't work."
Han Solo

The Real Chewbacca Defense had nothing to do with lawyers and courtrooms despite popular belief.

The Real Chewbacca Defense was a hardcore counter attack made up by the equally hardcore Chewbacca. When the Yuuzhan Vong bastards threw a moon at some soon to be destroyed planet, Chewie went all out by trying to head-butt the moon back into orbit. It failed horribly and was never tried again... For now.

"He's gonna feel that one in the morning."
Anakin Solo

Behind the scenesEdit

Chewbacca always liked to head-butt things, anyway. It was a genetic thing which he passed on to his son. Now you know why his son was called Lumpy.

This article is called The Real Chewbacca Defense. The Real Chewbacca Defense has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of The Real Chewbacca Defense can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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