- "Well, that didn't work."
- ―Han Solo
The Real Chewbacca Defense had nothing to do with lawyers and courtrooms despite popular belief.
The Real Chewbacca Defense was a hardcore counter attack made up by the equally hardcore Chewbacca. When the Yuuzhan Vong bastards threw a moon at some soon to be destroyed planet, Chewie went all out by trying to head-butt the moon back into orbit. It failed horribly and was never tried again... For now.
- "He's gonna feel that one in the morning."
- ―Anakin Solo
Behind the scenesEdit
Chewbacca always liked to head-butt things, anyway. It was a genetic thing which he passed on to his son. Now you know why his son was called Lumpy.