The Real Slim Stormie

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The Real Slim Stormy is a song created by TK-421


May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Stormie please stand up?

I reapt, will the real Slime Stormie please stand up?

Vader, we're gonna have a problem here...

Y'all act like you've never seen a storm trooper before

Rebels on the floor, like banta poodoo, like Vader just burst through the door

and started whooping the Emperor like never before

they first were divorce, throwin him into a hole

It's the return of the Jedi..."Ah wait, he didn't just say what I think he said, did he?

And Moff Tarkin said.... nothing you idiots!

Moff Tarkin he's locked in my quarters!(Ha! Ha!)

Twi'lek women love TK-421!

Slim Stormie,I'm sick of him

Look at him, walking around, grabbing his you know what

Flippin the you know who "Yeah, but he's so cute though."

Yeah, I probably got a couple screws in my helmet loose

But no worse, then what's going on on the Death Star

Sometimes, I just waanna just got on the Holonet and just let losse, but can't

but it's cool for Darth Vader to choke a dead rancor

"My bum is on your lightsaber and my bum is on your lightsaber

And if I'm lucky you might give me a little promotion

And that's the message we deliver to young cadets

And expect them to know all the stormie tatics

Of course they going to know what killing Rebel scum is

When they hit the fourth level of training

They got the Empire Channel don't they?

We ain't nothing but fodder... well, some of us poodoo

who get shot a billion times

But if we can kill Rebels and children..

then there's no reson a stormie and a stormie can't kill each other

But if you feel like I feel then, I got the souluton

Troopers wave your guns, cheer for victory and here it goes.

Cause I'm the Real Slim Stormie

All you other Slim Stormies are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Stormie please stand up,

please stand up,please stand up?

Obi-Wan don't cuss in his raps to sell is records,

well I do, so poodoo on him and poodoo to you

You think I give a fodder about the Emperor?

Half of you commanders can't copy me, let alone command me

But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be werid?

Why so you could just command me to get here?

(To Be continued)

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