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The Star Wars Holiday Special II: Revenge of the Holographic Wow

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The Star Wars Holiday Special II: Revenge of the Holographic Wow
Director(s)

Darth Lucas

Producer(s)

Darth Lucas

Writer(s)

Mickey Suttle

Starring

Shia LeBoueoeuouf, Rue McClanahan, Sylvester Stallone, Dane Cook, Beyoncé Knowles, Steve Perry, Burl Ives, Megan Fox, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, OJ Simpson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal, Pauly Shoore, Justin Bieber

Music by

Rue McClanahan, Sylvester Stallone, Beyoncé Knowles, Steve Perry, Burl Ives, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan

Distributor

20th Century Fox

Released

2016

Runtime

Two hours

Budget

Very small

Canon

G, bee-atch!

Language

Orgasmi

Preceded by

The Star Wars Holiday Special

Followed by

The Star Wars Holiday Special III: The Clone Wars

The Star Wars Holiday Special II: Revenge of the Holographic Wow is a 2016 television special set to air December 23 on FOX. It is a sequel to the beloved original Star Wars Holiday Special. Inside sources suggest that it will be little more than two hours of porn and Wookiees having orgasms.

CastEdit

Actor Character
Shia LeBoueoeuouf Anakin Solo
Miley Cyrus Ahsoka Tano
Lindsay Lohan Sy Snootles
Rue McClanahan Cantina bartender
Sylvester Stallone Ackmena
Arnold Schwarzenegger Darth Krayt
Megan Fox Darth Salsa
Tommy Wiseau Darth Loser
Steven Seagal Dan the Stormtrooper
OJ Simpson Gormaanda
Pauly Shore Ziro the Hutt
Justin Bieber Himself
Dane Cook Saun Dann Jr.
Beyoncé Knowles The Holographic Wow
Steve Perry Holographic Band Lead Singer
Burl Ives Mallatobuck

QuotesEdit

SlyAckmena

Sylvester Stallone as Ackmena.

Anakin Solo: "Can I get a new hyperdrive for only two-hundred credits?"
Saun Dann Jr.: "Does a wampa shit in the ice?"
— Anakin Solo, buying a new hyperdrive

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