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The Star Wars Holiday Special II: Revenge of the Holographic Wow is a 2016 television special set to air December 23 on FOX. It is a sequel to the beloved original Star Wars Holiday Special. Inside sources suggest that it will be little more than two hours of porn and Wookiees having orgasms.
|Shia LeBoueoeuouf||Anakin Solo|
|Miley Cyrus||Ahsoka Tano|
|Lindsay Lohan||Sy Snootles|
|Rue McClanahan||Cantina bartender|
|Arnold Schwarzenegger||Darth Krayt|
|Megan Fox||Darth Salsa|
|Tommy Wiseau||Darth Loser|
|Steven Seagal||Dan the Stormtrooper|
|Pauly Shore||Ziro the Hutt|
|Dane Cook||Saun Dann Jr.|
|Beyoncé Knowles||The Holographic Wow|
|Steve Perry||Holographic Band Lead Singer|
- Anakin Solo: "Can I get a new hyperdrive for only two-hundred credits?"
- Saun Dann Jr.: "Does a wampa shit in the ice?"
- — Anakin Solo, buying a new hyperdrive