The Steps of being a Jedi

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"I can't believe that cracka made it through."
Mace Windu, when he found out Anakin became a Jedi

Want to be a Jedi? Too bad. There are some steps, but they are very boring. We still can't believe Anakin became one.


  • Step 1: Survive Jedi saber duels.
  • Step 2: Watch the "The Evils of Torture and other Easy Paths" movie and the "Marriage is for Non-Force Users" movie and be able to write a 100 page essay on both.
  • Step 3: Save the lady bug.
  • Step 4: Eat only bland foods for a year and quietly reflect on the nature of the Force.
  • Step 5: Run for 100,000,000,000 miles using Force speed in one day.

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