- "Come my minions, you have strangely passed my tests, but together, we shall rule Burrito King!"
- ―Darth Lucas
Want to be a Sith? Too bad. There are some steps, but your too much of a galactic wimp to follow them. We still can't believe Anakin made it through. He even made it through The Steps of being a Jedi.
Step 1: Survive the Burrito GauntletEdit
You will have to survive a course of burrito missiles, bean bombs, robots that try to stuff your face with burritos, and survive and defeat the Really Fat Guy that ate a Extra-Large Supreme Ultra Large Epic Burrito! Mwuahhahahaha!
Step 2: Watch the Torture movieEdit
In this step, you will be strapped to a chair and watch Star Trek and The Phantom Menace for 17 days straight, seeing if you can survive. >:-D
Step 3: Defeat the vicious lady bugEdit
Just defeat a ladybug... nah, just kidding. Go to the next step. If you came to know the steps of how to defeat a ladybug, you will be in our thoughts and prayers.
Step 4: Eat some pie *cough* Bomb Pie *cough*Edit
Eat the kriffing pie!
Step 5: Run 100,000,000,000.2 miles before you blow upEdit
That is all.