The Super Smash Brotherhood was an organization that tried to stop Darth Vader from destroying your planet.
- "You are my only friends. Even though you don't destroy planets."
- ―Darth Squidward
The brotherhood was discovered by Darth Squidward when he rented the video game Super Smash Bros. from the nearest Blockbuster. He enjoyed the game so much he used the Force to bring the fighters to life. He put an annoying Italian named Mario in charge. There were twelve members total in the brotherhood.
The Super Smash Brotherhood was infiltrated by a girl named Samus. She was exposed when Samus took off the power suit. Mario threw her naked ass out as soon as he could. She converted to nudism.
The Brotherhood was disbanded when Vader killed all the members except Pikachu. End of Story. Yeah but- I SAID END OF STORY!!!!! I MEAN IT DO NOT ADD ANYMORE TO THE STORY OR I'LL Destroy Your Planet!Destroy Your Universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mario (leader)
- Donkey Kong
- Samus (kicked out after the first day for removal of the power suit)
- Luigi(secret member, right-hand)
- Mama Luigi (secret member, joined after Luigi's death)
Below are a list of battles that the brotherhood led or fought in:
- Duel on the Battle Field
- Attack on Delfino Plaza
- Battle of Yoshi's Island
- Duel on the Lylat Cruise
- Duel on the Bridge of Eldin