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"NOOOOOOOOO!"
Anyone upon discovering the existence of the Super Squishie Squad Show
SSSS fans

Bib Fortuna, Darth Fred Fredburger, James T. Kirk and Darth Misa-Misa enjoying a heart-stopping episode of their favorite show

The Super Squishie Squad Show, formerly known under the working title Star Wars Babies, is an upcoming actual kiddie show for actual kiddies (we're talking pre-K here) starring cutesy, super-deformed completely ruined versions of your favorite characters.[1] As anyone with half a brain would have figured out, it is Boy George's latest plan to get more money to stuff into the bullfrog pouch in his neck so that he can use it to grind up the bones during his frequent kitten-eating escapades, much like the chitinous plates in the gizzard of a bird.[2] By the way, the entire Star Wars franchise gets destroyed as a side-effect.

The only people who could possibly enjoy this shit are morons like Darth Fred Fredburger, Darth Misa-Misa, and <insert name here>. Even the toddlers that the SSSS is aimed towards will back away from it, veeeery slowly...

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The SSSS earns the sherbert's stamp of approval

Upon the announcement of The Super Squishie Squad Show, the entire Star Wars fandom declared Dave Failoni their Lord and Saviour, and declared The Clone Wars the greatest invention since Darth Cake. Ahsoka Tano action figures sold out nationwide shortly afterwards.


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