The galaxy, also known as the Galaxy Far Far Away, was a surprisingly small spiral galaxy that ET and his homies came from. People were always invading and fighting over it, for some unknown reason. Seriously. This galaxy was named only "the galaxy" because they thought they were too good to have need of a name. Its Outer Rim was constantly the scene of mass PWNage and planet destruction. The Unknown Regions, where nobody bothered to go to seek out new life and new civilizations, were constantly changing location depending on who ruled what and when.

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Highly accurate map of the Galaxy (NOTE: All planets to scale, ET's planet not shown)