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The one thing in the universe that can scare Darth Vader
Biographical information
Homeworld

Soviet Russia, Hell

Born

AT THE DAWN OF TIME

Died

NEVER

Physical description
Species

We really don't want to know

Height

1,000,000,000 km

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rebellion era

Affiliation

Sith

Known apprentices

Darth Evil

NOOOOOO!!!

Darth Vader's typical reaction upon waking up from nightmares involving the one thing in the universe that can scare him

"In Soviet Russia, ВИД mask watches you!"
Report from a group of expert researchers

The one thing in the universe that can scare Darth Vader was the one thing in the universe that could scare Darth Vader. Its nature as a Soviet Russian from Hell allowed it to accomplish this rare feat.

BiographyEdit

The one thing in the universe that can scare Darth Vader lived inside Darth Vader's nightmares. It enjoyed haunting him regularly, resulting in frequent emotional outbursts and sleepless nights for the Dark Lord.

At one point, the one thing in the universe that can scare Darth Vader met Vader's rejected Sith apprentice Tira and raped her. The two fell in love and got married, and tortured Vader for years to come. They had a Shitspawn child, Darth Gollum, who Tira trained as an apprentice.

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The one thing in the universe that can scare Darth Vader

See alsoEdit

BouncingJimbos
Emperor Jimbo commands you to see the real article called: VID (Russian TV station).

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