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One of Tira's favorite places was Voldoland, where she worked for a while before getting a new job as Lord Nightmare's servant.
Tira was born in Darth Barney's Hugs and Kisses Sweet Smiles Bawdyhouse, where pedophiles such as Barney himself paid him and other children to do it with them; due to his insufficient age for handling money, all the proceeds went to Lord Barney instead. Tira loved the prostitute life from day one; however, he was nowhere near as popular as rival prostitute Ivy was when she was Tira's age.
At age 13, it was discovered that Tira was actually female. Disappointed and outraged that he had had relations with a female, Barney had Tira removed from his whorehouse by Imperial personnel.
HeShe was taken to the Death Star, where Darth Vader attempted to civilize her and train her as a Sith apprentice. However, after one day, Vader realized he couldn't stand her voice, and sent her to a faraway planet. There, Tira met Sophitia Alexandra and raped her, much to Sophitia's amusement.
Tira then met Voldo and got a job at his homosexual S&M theme park, Voldoland. At first, she operated the ticket booths, but eventually got a promotion and portrayed the costumed mascot character "Petey Penis". Darth Nightmare, a big fan of the Petey Penis cartoons, then kidnapped Tira and took her to his big castle in Ostrheinsburg.
List of people raped by Tira Edit
- Ahsoka Tano
- Sophitia Alexandra
- Cassandra Alexandra
- Many Younglings
- Bart Simpson
- Darth Cartman
- Mikaela Bane
- Darth Gollum
- The one thing in the universe that can scare Darth Vader (eventually married)
Notice how they're all either girls, little kids or disturbing things?
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