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Tira
Jolly Tira/Gloomy Tira
Biographical information
Homeworld

No one knows

Born

1574

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Female

Height

Pretty short

Hair color
  • Bright blue
  • Either black or really, really dirty brown (later)
Eye color

Hot pink

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire Era

Affiliation
Known masters
Known apprentices

Darth Gollum

"I WANT TO SEE YOU DESTROYED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
―Tira

Tira was the Sith apprentice of Darth Nightmare, and a bipolar,teenage prostitute (who was nonetheless cute and sexy). She later became the master of Darth Gollum and Darth Blitzwing.

One of Tira's favorite places was Voldoland, where she worked for a while before getting a new job as Lord Nightmare's servant.

Like Starscream, Tira suffered from a terrible voice that destroyed any planets that could pick up the sound waves coming from her throat.

BiographyEdit

Early lifeEdit

Tira was born in Darth Barney's Hugs and Kisses Sweet Smiles Bawdyhouse, where pedophiles such as Barney himself paid him and other children to do it with them[1]; due to her insufficient age for handling money, all the proceeds went to Lord Barney instead. Tira loved the prostitute life from day one; however, she was nowhere near as popular as rival prostitute Ivy was when she was Tira's age.

Barney had Tira removed from his whorehouse by Imperial personnel.She was taken to the Death Star, where Darth Vader attempted to civilize her and train her as a Sith apprentice. However, after one day, Vader realized he couldn't stand her voice, and sent her to a faraway planet. There, Tira met The Grand inquisitor and Kriffed him, much to Vader's amusement.

Tira then met Voldo and got a job at his homosexual S&M theme park, Voldoland. At first, she operated the ticket booths, but eventually got a promotion as a stripper. Darth Nightmare, a big fan of the place, then kidnapped Tira and took her to his big castle in Ostrheinsburg.

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