Toilet of the Jedi

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Spoiler warning: Plot spoilers, such as the fact that

this is the crappiest piece of toilet humor ever

may follow. Read on at your own discretion.

The Toilet of the Jedi was a legendary golden toilet that only those who had fully mastered the Force were capable of flushing.

After being used by so many Force-sensetives, the Toilet itself gained midi-chlorians and as a result backed up on anyone who didn't clean it properly. Eventually, after defying the efforts of countless plumbers and janitors, the Toilet was sealed away for eternity… or so some thought. For the shit and piss of the greatest Jedi ever had built up at the bottom of the Toilet, creating a mixture that would grant anyone full mastery of the Force. The Toilet was so wise and knowledgeable, it even knew whether or not Han shat first. Indiana Jones and many others tried to track down this Toilet… find out if they succeeded soon. Or not.

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