![[Brandon Rhea]](http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/common/avatars/e/e8/20644.png?20091110063143)
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Oh hai <insert name here>. I'm Brandon, I'll be your moderator for this....wait, wrong cue card. Never mind. There's just a few things you need to remember. First, no matter what anyone tells you, I did not have sex with that wampa. Second, I do not look like Josh Groban, who looks totally gay. Third, if I'm not on Darthipedia, I'm probably tagging everything with {{Massdelete}} so I'll get the attention of inferior authors.
Other than that, be sure to take a look at the greatest creation known to man since man was created: Jesus Patrick Bach. Seriously, it doesn't get any better than that. It's a parody. Laugh, or else kneel before Zod.
See also
- Brandon Rhea on Star Wars Fanon, the Star Wars wiki of fan invention
- Brandon Rhea on Wookieepedia, the Star Wars wiki
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