Jack Phoenix

342 Edits since joining this wiki
August 12, 2007
Boss Nass


Thees Darthipeediaan ees an Admeeneestrator offa thees site. Thata meens thees uuser can deestroy youssa weeth da meeneemalest thought.

If youssa should dare to aateempt communeecation witha so bombad a being, youssa may do so onna thees user's talk page. Iffa youssa show any deesrespect, heesa will Bombad youssa Planeeta.

Allo' Jack Phoenix, How good for you to be seeing me!!Edit


Uncle Villie sez, "Look at noob! Huh, Hey Nooooob!", Villie has deal for you hokay, cost you only little monies and is not real danger for you.

Greetings! I am being Vilmarh Grahrk, your new hero. Welcome to Darthipedia, the Star Wars Humor Wikis. Is lot to do around here, cost you only little monies so is hope you'll stay with them and make many more wastes of space improvements.

Recent changes -Is great first stop, because you can spy what other beings are scheming right this minute, and maybe you help. Or get help, if you are weak and vulnerable, if you are then Villie help you trust me, you can trust Villie hokay.

Questions? -Villie know nothing hokay, wasn't Villie, was someone that looked like Villie, Villie was somewhere else that time. Better ask at the Supplication Pits or on the "discussion" page associated with articles, or put message on this talk page! Of course, this not mean he cares. maybe him make fun of you for reaching out. Is really risky move, to be fair.

Need help? - So? Everyone needs help. Help cost monies ...No really, why should Villie care? Go check out Community Portal, It has outline of the site, and pages to make help you learn how to edit. You still don't know? Hokay, check out this forum for pointers. If that frightens you, try this one. (muttering) Murglark... Oh, was that out loud?

Laws -Bah, here has lot of laws, see them in here Villie study them hard, to see for way around them. You wan't to know? Hokay, is gonna cost you of course.

The Sithies been looking forward for your arrival. Now you go down the Darth path; forever will it dominate your destiny. Unless you pay Villie to get you out, is not cheap of course you understand Be seeing you!

Hey Madclaw,Villie go now hokay? Done his part and Sithies now forget about Yum Yum incident.

H.U.G. Edit


Madclaw hugs you to show his graditude for your support on his successful election to bureaucrat.
Madclaw RHCP LOGO Shyriiwook! 13:26, 20 April 2009 (UTC)


As promised on my RFA, I'm giving every user that votes for me a special plaque. To thank you for your contributions to my success, I am awarding you with your very own SG1 plaque! Congratulations!


Disregard passing the supergeeky1 quiz. I'm too lazy to make a new image. — supergeeky1 \m/ (1-800-Burl-Ives) 01:16, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Age and Wisdom and stuffEdit


For your wise choice of voting for Nina, the Almighty Ninja awards you a gift of wisdom, him in his completely not real, its a fake Real and Wise form

Appreciate the vote of confidence Jack, The Almighty NinjaRabies Talk 02:56, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Returning a Favor...Edit


You helped me, now I'm only returning the favor.

Thanks for voting for my nomination to Evil Genius! -MerculesKicker of Ass, Leaver of Footprint on aforementioned ass 22:57, 3 August 2009 (UTC)


Congratulations! You deserve it. :) --Darth tom Big Bird mini Message me 08:10, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Hey, congrats :P 'Yes, we can.' иιƒкч? 09:40, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! Edit


The toddler has his handgunn!

Now I will use it!

Thank you for doing what’s sensible voting for me in my recent RfA. I will try and make Darthipedia a more red better place, and repay the trust you’ve shown in me! If you have any questions, queries, comments ot anything else you want to put to me, feel to do so on my talk page. Unless you want to take away my handgun. After all, the fact that I have ops to any IRC channel is a fucking riot.

Hmm, it's been a while and my planet hasn't been destroyed...yet anyway ^_^ --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 13:40, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

You just got SNUCK attacked Edit

Sneak attack 6

Yes, I know that snuck is not a word...but guess what? See that pistol? Well, there's a tiny bullet in there that's about to touch you. And it doesn't even care that you're a cat who didn't do anything in particular. Enjoy the rest your day. Greyman Lolwut Talk 23:03, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

zomg :o --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 13:40, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Request Edit


Almighty Jack Phoenix, I've got a request: some people (and even Wookiees) told me, that you're proficient with js or css. Could you help me with my own Wiki? The templates (copied from Wookieepedia :P) appear too big and a bit awkward in articles. I'd be very grateful if you could make them look more compact and aesthetic (like the way they look in Wookieepedia).

Thanks in advance,

Lord Galvatron LG Sig Do you hear the voices too? 10:55, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Try adding this to your wiki's MediaWiki:Common.css page:
/* Infobox template styling */
.infobox {
	float: right;
	clear: right;
	margin: 0 0 .5em 1em;
	width: 250px;
	background: none;
	border-collapse: collapse;
	border-width: 0px;
	font-size: 0.8em;
	line-height: 1.5;

.infobox table.infoboxtable {
	background: #f0f0f0;
	float: right;
	margin: 0;
	width: 100%;
	border-collapse: collapse;

.infobox td.infoboximage {
	padding: 0;
	text-align: center; 

.infobox th.infoboxheading {
	font-weight: bold;
	text-align: center;
	color: #ffffff;
	font-size: larger;

.infobox th.infoboxsubheading {
	vertical-align: top;
	text-align: left;
	font-weight: normal; 

.infobox td.infoboxlabel, .infobox td.infoboxcell {
	vertical-align: middle;
/*	border-top:1px solid #999;
	border-bottom:1px solid #999;*/

/* ugly hack to force normal height for infobox cells */
.infoboxcell p {
	margin-top: 0px;
	margin-bottom: 0px;
/* .infoboxcell ul { list-style-type: disc; } */

.infoboxcell ul {
	padding-left: 10px;
	margin-left: 10px;

.infoboxcell ul li {
	padding-left: 0;
	margin-left: 0;
	list-style-type: square;

.infobox div.plainlinks {
	color: #fff;

.infobox div.plainlinks a {
	color: #f0f0f0;
--Jack Phoenix (Contact) 17:12, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Man, you rock! Thank you very much :).

Lord Galvatron LG Sig Do you hear the voices too? 17:17, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

No problem. --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 20:27, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Next requestEdit

Dear Jack, I want to customize my TWU Wiki further, but it seems that despite my courageous struggle, I'm unable to do it alone. Could you help me again?

What I want to implement to my wiki:

  • Rounded corners of the infoboxes
  • Improved "Tabel of content"
  • Highlight and color my nickname in recent changes/page history (Not so important)
  • Change the color scheme and layout to one that closely resembles that of Darthipedia, but with #CFB53B added to all headings etc.

That would be enough... for now. I've tried to copy and paste certain extracts from Darthipedian .css pages, but they haven't changed anything (what is very strange, because your patch of code did change the infoboxes). And I remembered to correctly refresh the cache.

Help me, puhleeze!

Lord Galvatron LG Sig Do you hear the voices too? 17:40, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

W3C CSS Validator found a syntax error in MediaWiki:Common.css: see the "Lord Galvatron is in royal purple" part. A closing bracket (}) is missing. The correct code would look like this:
/* Lord Galvatron is in royal purple */
table.diff a[title="User:LordGalvatron"],
ul#pagehistory li a[title="User:LordGalvatron"],
ul.special li a[title="User:LordGalvatron"],
span.changedby a[href|="/wiki/User:LordGalvatron"] {
	font-weight: bold;
	color: #6B3FA0;
--Jack Phoenix (Contact) 18:19, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • The problem was the MediaWiki:Monaco.css page. I've once again refreshed the cache and those few changes I wanted to implement appear now. Now I have to play with css and customize it further. I'll try to do as much as I can myself, but your help still would be invaluable.

P.S. The only thing I need now is to permanently change the color of the unused links from present dark blue to the lighter, more discernable shade.

Lord Galvatron LG Sig Do you hear the voices too? 17:44, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

I assume that by "unused links" you mean links to existing pages that the user hasn't clicked yet? If so, you could try this: a { color: #ADD8E6; } . Or then you could pick a different shade of blue. :) That color is "LightBlue" (so a { color: LightBlue; } should work, too, even though W3C Validator will whine if you use the color name instead of hex code). --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 17:12, November 4, 2009 (UTC)


Rollback pin

From the creators of the ban-hammer, comes the rollback pin! Thanks for giving me the extra button!-MercHe's Back! 15:40, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Happy Festivus Edit

Happy Holidays

Ohai, Jack. Thanks a lot for everything you've helped me with this year at Duty & Valour and elsewhere — as you know, I appreciate it. Merry Christmas/Festivus/Holidays or whatever this time is to you personally :) Also, have a Happy New Year. Cheers, Greyman Lolwut Talk 16:53, December 26, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you; as you know, I like fiddling around with CSS and JS stuff. ;-) Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too. :D --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 17:38, December 26, 2009 (UTC)

Infoboxes now? Edit

Hey, Madclaw told me to ask you about infoboxes, so here's my problem: with the new editing format (which is totally awesome, no doubt) I have no idea how to make infoboxes now. Can you help? I would appreciate it. Clone Trooper 1000 00:03, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

What do you mean by "new editing format"? Do you mean Wikia's rich text editor (also known as WYSIWYG editor or CKeditor)? If so, go to Special:Preferences and uncheck the "Enable Rich Text Editing" box in the "Editing" tab and then save your preferences. --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 20:04, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Award Edit


Madclaw embraces you with pain for bringing back our old school main page. I'll have to buy you a lousy t-shirt somtime. Cheers Madclaw RHCP LOGO Shyriiwook! 21:34, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Aww, thanks for the award. Wonder what color the t-shirt will be — brown perhaps? --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 22:04, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

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