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"Fuck off!"

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He's now more ill-tempered than he was this morning... oh wait, he was ill-tempered this morning anyway. Oh, never mind

- The typical Vogon greeting.


Vogons were an extremely unpleasant species that went around destroying planets. Hired by the Galactic government to do so, they took to the task with relish as the salary was good, the prospects were great, resistance was useless and promotion looked good on the job.

Vogon ships were not very nice to look at. In fact, to see anything uglier than a Vogon ship one would have to go inside and see a Vogon. They are savage, simple-minded brutes. Their brains are in fact badly deformed livers, evolution gone wrong as the result of excessive drinking. Vogons love killing half their own crew for fun. Vogons burn books. Vogons love destroying planets. Vogons never have the patience for evolution, fun, or anything. Vogons love capturing hitchhikers, and torturing them with their poetry, the third worst in the Universe.

And all through this we're expected to believe Vogons "are not evil?" Suckers.
Vogon constructor-1-

Uglier things have been spotted destroying your planet, but not by reliable witnesses.

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This article is called Vogon. Vogon has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Vogon can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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