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Voldo
Voldo
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth

Born

1541

Died

painful, torturous suicide

Physical description
Species

Masochist

Gender

Ambiguously male

Height

6'0"

Hair color

Cut it all off by carving his scalp off

Eye color

None, he's blind

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
Known masters
"HELLO ASTAROTH YOU ARE A VERY SEXY MAN PLEASE INFLICT VERY MUCH PAIN ON ME BECAUSE I ENJOY HAVING PAIN INFLICTED ON ME!"
Voldo, speaking through a translator
"Oh dear, I really do wish I had been put in that game..."
C-3PO on Voldo
Wheresvoldo

One of Voldo's many pornographic books. This one was one of C-3PO's favorites.

Voldo was a Masochist Sith Lord and gay porn star from the planet Earth. He served the Evil Sword of Doom!!!!! Soul Edge and had a huge crush on Darth Astaroth, whom he wanted as an S&M partner.

Due to his masochistic nature, he, along with Wookiee-Nookie Monster, actually enjoyed the Wookiee-Nookie. At one point, the two met and had relations. The resulting Shitspawn would later become Al Gore.

Voldo owns his own homosexual S&M theme park, Voldoland, which is frequented by Darth Megatron and his sex slave Starscream.

Behind the scenesEdit

As the gayest character in the Soulcalibur saga, Voldo is the main character of the series. He was portrayed by Lady GaGa.

AppearancesEdit

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