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Vong
Vongopedia
Director(s)

Darth Lucas

Producer(s)

TEH CaBaL

Writer(s)

Ice Cream Guy

Budget

1138 Zloty

Canon

G

Language

Polish

Preceded by

Battle of Thermopylea

Followed by

Doom

"A long time ago in a Server far far away"
Darth Lucas

Opening CrawlEdit

Vongopedia
Once upon a misty night there was
a Polish Star Wars wiki called: The Ossus Library
but it did not last.
The Yuuzhan Vong sabotaged the project
and it was shut down for six months.
During this time Polish Geeks Star Wars fans
got really bored and started drinking a lot of Polish Moonshine.
After this half year drinking binge
they invaded an abandoned and much older Star Wars Wiki called
Empirepedia.
Since no admins were active on this site anymore
it was flooded with Vandalism, Porn advertisement and
Star Wars Parody articles.
Until one doomed night an Evil female admin
emerged from her grave at Malachor V and started erasing all the Parody Articles.
Some users tried to negotiate about turning Empirepedia into a Star Wars Humor Wiki
But the Evil Wiki Bitch Admin would not bend.

Rise of the VongEdit

The now Wiki-less fans were desperate and made a bold move in contacting the Yuuzhan Vong. The Vong promised them their own Wiki and in return the Polish Star War fans were shaped by the Vong. They have been editing ever since. This was not done with ease however since technology is forbidden in Vong culture, the Vongopedians threw away all their computers and made themselves organic processors out of wood, mud, glass, fish and old rubber tires.

TriviaEdit

  • Vongopedia is an official partner with Darthipedia, screwing with them will result in Mass Planet Destruction.
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