Waru. What can be said about the man, the myth, the blob, that could ever match his supreme supremeness? This page is unworthy of his great greatness of greatitude. As a small token of his important importance, this article's title is in goddamn bold. Oh, yes. Bow down, brief mortals! Bow down to Waruuuuuuuuu!
↑He once had the opportunity to eat Darth Asshat, but failed to do so, which would be a crime punishable by forced viewing of the Star Wars Holiday Special if it had been committed by anyone other than Lord Waru. Alalalala!
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