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Waru
Biographical information
Homeworld

Mushroom Kingdom

Born

Unknown

Died

Got S'ploded

Physical description
Species

Gelatine

Gender
Height

Unknown

Hair color

Unknown

Eye color

Unknown

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

HIMSELF!!!

Known apprentices
  • Wario
  • Mario
"Squelch."
―Waru, hero of our time

Waru. What can be said about the man, the myth, the blob, that could ever match his supreme supremeness? This page is unworthy of his great greatness of greatitude. As a small token of his important importance, this article's title is in goddamn bold. Oh, yes. Bow down, brief mortals! Bow down to Waruuuuuuuuu![1]

Waru's notes and referencesEdit

  1. He once had the opportunity to eat Darth Asshat, but failed to do so, which would be a crime punishable by forced viewing of the Star Wars Holiday Special if it had been committed by anyone other than Lord Waru. Alalalala!


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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Waru.

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