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Wat Tambor
Biographical information
Homeworld

Skako

Died

Anakin Skywalker

Physical description
Species

Skakoan

Gender

Male

Height

1.98 meters

Eye color

Black

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era

Affiliation
Known masters

Count Dooku

"The Techno Union Army...Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...Darn Techno Suit...is at your disposal...Beep....FRAGGIN SUIT....Stalin."
―Wat Tambor, meddling with his power suit
"WAT?!?"
Lil Jon

Wat Tambor was a Skakoan who worked for the hacking cyborg and Nute Gunray. He was CEO of the Techno Union and president of the Skakoan Trainspotters Guild and the Ham Radio Club.

Clone WarsEdit

Tambor was put in a power suit because Fanboys thought he would look cool in one. However, Darth Vader went crazy and went on a killing spree involving the Jedi and the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Tambor promised to take Vader to the mall to buy whatever he wanted, but was more satisfied with Tambor's death. He had a lot of sex with Darth Vader so that the Confederacy of Independent Systems allie to Vader. They had a baby named Wat Vader. Vader later grew bored and killed Tambor by cutting him into little bits to stop his pleading.

Behind the scenesEdit

Ben Burtt thinks Wat Tambor is one HELLOVUH robot.

Wat Tambor is the younger brother of American actor Jeffrey Tambor, from Arrested Development, The Larry Sanders Show, and Max Headroom.

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