Watto's Place

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Is Watto's Place! Is good!

"T-14 hyperdrive generator, beautiful, for spaceship! Who is buying, huh? Who, you? Let's go, let's go!"

Okay, so, is Watto's Place! Very nice shop, very expensive. You find at Mos Espa. Is down the street from starport. You know Combat Hall? Is same place, very same place. Hi chuba da nago? Is good shop. You like? What now, what is this you say? Is junk shop? Junk shop? In walks customer, I ask hi chuba da nago, customer ask, is this junk shop? You insult Watto! You walk in shop, does Watto look at customer's clothes and ask "You buy this at junk shop?" No! But customer, yes, don't care, take one look, and is junk shop. Is good merchandise! Very good, is like new! Look at pit droid, DUM series, very expensive, like new! Parts from Serv-O-Drek. What? Not Serv-O-Droid? Is same, is same thing, is Serv-O-Droid guts, but cheaper, better. Is same, is good. Is running around, you hit the nose. Ani! Show customer how to work droid. What, what? You touch it? Okay, you touch it, you break it, you buy it. Is very expensive. How can Watto stay in business with nosy customers breaking good merchandise? Hey, come back here! Who you think you are, eh? Get back here! Watto send the Hutts after you! You regret the day you cross Watto!

This article is called Watto's Place. Watto's Place has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Watto's Place can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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