Wedge Purge

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"You could throw up all over yourself and they'd still love you."
―Wes Janson

The Wedge Purge was a feat of greeting that was quickly adopted by the Adumari after their first formal contact with the New Republic.


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"They'd be competing for distance and volume..."
―Wes Jamson

When Wedge Antilles visited the pilot-happy planet of Adumar, his introduction didn't go as well as he'd hoped. A virus picked up aboard the Star Destroyer that had ferried him and his fellow pilots, Tycho Celchu, Wes Janson, and Derek "Hobbie" Klivian manifested its symptoms as he greeted the huge crowd of gawkers, and he vomited all over his flight suit. By that evening, everyone who was anyone on the planet was throwing up in order to impress the mighty Wedge.

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