When Tatooine freezes over

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"You can have your shockball cards back...when Tatooine freezes over!"
―A seriously annoyed parent
"I'll join you... when Tatooine freezes over!"
―Jedi Master Longbottom to Darth Voldemort

When Tatooine freezes over is a euphemism for never or infinity commonly used throughout the galaxy, since nearly everyone thought of Tatooine as "the planet water abandoned". The phrase is so popular, that Darthipedians have used it on numerous occasions, including by the evil admins when they ban a troublesome user for good.

Han Solo once attempted to ground his children until Tatooine froze over, however they were able to use the Force to countermand his orders. This happened so many times, that Han eventually gave up trying to ground them.

This article is called When Tatooine freezes over. When Tatooine freezes over has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of When Tatooine freezes over can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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