- "You can have your shockball cards back...when Tatooine freezes over!"
- ―A seriously annoyed parent
- "I'll join you... when Tatooine freezes over!"
- ―Jedi Master Longbottom to Darth Voldemort
When Tatooine freezes over is a euphemism for never or infinity commonly used throughout the galaxy, since nearly everyone thought of Tatooine as "the planet water abandoned". The phrase is so popular, that Darthipedians have used it on numerous occasions, including by the evil admins when they ban a troublesome user for good.
Han Solo once attempted to ground his children until Tatooine froze over, however they were able to use the Force to countermand his orders. This happened so many times, that Han eventually gave up trying to ground them.