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* Madclaw is now known as madclaway


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<SG1|Hereish> madclaway: When you return, have I got a story to tell you.


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<madclaway> go ahead


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<madclaway> SG1|Hereish: I'm listening



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<SG1|Hereish> So in high school...


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<SG1|Hereish> There was this one girl in my Environmental Science class that I really liked a lot. She was smart, beautiful, and funny.


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<SG1|Hereish> She was also a huge tease. She physically flirted with me /a lot/ in my class (massages, grabbing my hand, playing with my hair) and she always ambushed me for a hug in the halls.


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<SG1|Hereish> Every Friday, she'd ask me if I had plans for the night, and everytime I'd say not yet, she told me that she was already doing something.


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<SG1|Hereish> After a few months, however, she was free and we arranged for her to come to my house when my parents weren't home.


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<LO|away> XD


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<SG1|Hereish> She arrived that night around 7, and my parents wouldn't be getting home till 12 or later, so we had plenty of time to fool around.


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<LO|away> You dog


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<SG1|Hereish> I put in a movie (Shawshank Redemption FTW), and we watched the first 30ish minutes cuddling together. Then she went in for the kiss.


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<SG1|Hereish> We madeout for about 15 minutes before things escalated. She had her hand on my clothes and I had my hand on hers. After all of this it was only 9:20, and she was planning to stay over til at least 11, so we finished Shawshank with some make out action in between scenes.


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<SG1|Hereish> She left and I was feeling great about myself because she told me how much fun she had/how good I am at kissing, etc.


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<SG1|Hereish> The next day she didn't return my call, and me being the nonclinger that I am, I just decided to hang out with my friends for the day. We played some video games and shit, etc.


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<SG1|Hereish> Not really part of the story.


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<SG1|Hereish> So on Sunday she told me that she wasn't sure if she wanted to be more than friends, and I was pretty bummed. Come Monday, however, she was back to her old flirty ways.


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<SG1|Hereish> She was being WAY more handsy than usual though, which was awesome.


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<SG1|Hereish> Then the next week, she rode home with me (parents again weren't home), and we made out for a while and she stuck her hand on my clothes, only to take her hand out and tell me she had to leave.


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<SG1|Hereish> We stopped at a gas station on the way home and she asked me for some money for a soda.


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<SG1|Hereish> "How much you need?" I asked


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<SG1|Hereish> She looks at me and she says "I need about tree fiddy."


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<madclaway> XD


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<SG1|Hereish> Well it was about that time I noticed this "girl" was about eight stories tall and was a Crustracean from the Paleolithic Era.


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<madclaway> LMFAO


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<SG1|Hereish> I said "Dangit monster! Get out of my car! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!


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<SG1|Hereish> It said "How 'bout just two fiddy?"


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<madclaway> zing!


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<SG1|Hereish> "Now it's only two fiddy? What is there a sale on Lochness munchies or somethin'?


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<SG1|Hereish> Geez, I was angry. I sped out of there in my car. I never saw her in my class again.



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