Wikia, the Anti-McDonald's.

"Give us this day our Wiki-bread, and forgive us our PAs, as we forgive those who PA us..."
―Passage from The Wiki Prayer

Wikia is the primordial ooze from which such noble wikis as Wookiepedia, Halopedia, Star Wars Fanon Wiki, and Darthipedia crawled.

Founded by Jimbo Wales as the profit-making arm of Wikipedia, it grew into a vast, uncaring octopus of intrigue and evil, where anyone with just enough brains to win an Internet popularity contest, but no more, could become a respected infamous persona. As a wise person once said: "Wikia doesn't hate you guys. Wikia hates itself. Wikia is just a chronically depressed website database. It is very emotional and doesn't know what to do with itself. Sometimes while cutting, Wikia fails to bring you the quality you want, but there are other places to get sexual pleasure. Sometimes you got to let things go."

We must thank Wikia every day for the kind gifts they bestow upon us, such as the RTE, or they shall surely destroy us all!

This article is called Wikia. Wikia has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Wikia can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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