Wild Space was a region of the galaxy that was known for its wild parties, man! Seriously, the shit they do there is, like, totally unbelievable, dude! So, okay, this one time, there was this Zeltron chick who threw this party at Adumar State University, and like, this totally heinous Sith Lord showed up, and he did this wicked beer bong with that pink hottie, right before boinking her in front of everyone!. Another time, some old crusty Jedi Master showed up at Kamino, and after ordering a whole bunch of clones, he totally threw this rockin' bash that totally had the longnecks throwing back the long-necks!
Seriously man, you can't make this shit up!