The beginning (Apple geek version)Edit
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away, Bill Gates was yelling at his workers and telling them to compile the fucking code already or he'll destroy their planet. So, his programmers compiled it already and released it, which meant that there were OVAR 9000 runtime errors in the operating system, which was realized only a few years later when
people dorks started like Macs and when Palpatine embedded it in Darth Vader's suit which caused an error that eventually lead to Darth Vader killing Palpatine.
The beginning (I really don't give a shit I just want Office to finish my homework people who have a life version)Edit
It works, it's great, shut the fuck up.