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This article is about a song sung by Elvis, you may be looking for the animal, the Womp rat.

Womp Rat was a song written by Biggs Darklighter and sung by Elvis. It is quite possibly his most famous song.

The SongEdit

You ain't nothing but a Womp rat,

Stinkin' all the time.

You ain't nothing but a Womp rat,

Stinkin' all the time.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.


When they said you smelled good,

Well that was just lie.

When they said you smelled good,

Well that was just lie.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.


You're flea ridden, Charlie Manson loving scumbag,

And thats a crime.

You're flea ridden, Charlie Manson loving scumbag,

And thats a crime.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.


You were butt raped by a Wookiee

And that ain't fine.

You were butt raped by a Wookiee

And that ain't fine.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.


You smell like shit,

And you don't shine.

You smell like shit,

And you don't shine.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.

This was followed by a thirteen minute gutair solo and a stage dive.

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This article is called Womp Rat (song). Womp Rat (song) has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Womp Rat (song) can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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