Walking carpet

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Walking Carpet
Biographical information
Homeworld	Kashyyyk
Physical description
Species	Wookiee
Gender	Male & Female
Height	Fucking Huge
Hair color	Lots of it
Chronological and political information
Affiliation	Wookieepedia

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"These carpets are made for walkin'."

―Leia Organa Solo

"Never look a Wookiee in the balls or he'll rip your arms off and shove 'em up your ass"

―Han Solo explaining Walking Carpet customs to Goldenrod

Walking carpets, sometimes called Wookiees or Wookies, were beings with loads of shaggy hair for mating with other walking carpets. Chewbacca had to constantly comb his hair and sometimes got dangleberries.

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