Walking carpet
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| Walking Carpet | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Wookiee |
| Gender | |
| Height |
Fucking Huge |
| Hair color |
Lots of it |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Affiliation | |
- "These carpets are made for walkin'."
- ―Leia Organa Solo
- "Never look a Wookiee in the balls or he'll rip your arms off and shove 'em up your ass"
- ―Han Solo explaining Walking Carpet customs to Goldenrod
Walking carpets, sometimes called Wookiees or Wookies, were beings with loads of shaggy hair for mating with other walking carpets. Chewbacca had to constantly comb his hair and sometimes got dangleberries.
