Designation	Sentient
Planet of origin	Kashyyyk
Height of average adult	2.2 meters
Hair color	Different shades of black, brown, and white in varying combinations
Distinctions	Tall, hair covered, retractable climbing claws, long life spans

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This article is called Wookiee. Wookiee has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Wookiee can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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"These carpets are made for walkin'."

―Leia Organa Solo

"Never look a Wookiee in the balls or he'll rip your arms off and shove 'em up your ass"

―Han Solo, explaining Wookiee customs to C-3PO

Wookiees, sometimes mistakenly called Wookies or, pejoratively, walking carpets, were beings with loads of shaggy hair which was useful for mating with other walking carpets. Chewbacca had to constantly comb his hair and sometimes got dangleberries, while Zaalbar almost never "groomed" in the Human sense. The mating rituals of Wookiees were widely regarded as the most brutal in the galaxy, and their language was nearly incomprehensible to most. They would wookiee-nookie people they didnt like. One hypothesis recently perposed by Luke is that Wookies are related to humans being a hybrid between human's and apes. He came up with this when Chewbacca and a human hooker had drunken sex and had a child Whorebacca

Notable WookieesEdit

• Chewbacca
• Attichitcuk ("Itchy")
• Lowbacca
• Zaalbar
• Hanharr
• Lumpawaroo ("Lumpy")
• Mallatobuck
• Tarfful
• Merumeru
• Chalmun
• Tyvokka
• Ralrracheen
• Whorebacca

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