Worm anus

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This article is called Worm anus. Worm anus has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Worm anus can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Subaltern 1: "I say old boy, would you join me in a refreshing pint of bitter, served in these lovely sacworms?"
Subaltern 2: "Marvelous, old chap, I would be delighted!"
— Two Vong warriors take a breather.

Worm anus was the preferred way of storing drinks for the Yuuzhan Vong. They would fill up worms with liquids and drink from the anus. It was in fact quite disgusting. They would not use cups or bowls made from clay or wood because such organic materials are not organic enough. That's just how obsessed the Yuuzhan Vong were with biotechnology. Everything had to be alive. And they liked to drink from worm anus.

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