Pilot to victory over the arrogant Rouge Squadron!
You reach into your pocket. All the while, you say "I'm doing good. I just came over here for a coke." While in your pocket you pick up a couple of credits, and take the out.
"You know sir, that the odds of surviving for over 80 after drinking several cokes is--"
Before C-3PO can finish, you shove a screw drive you conveniently had (The author didn't make it just appear, I swear) in your hand in Threepio's mouth. He shuts up. You put your credits into the machine, and click the little Coke button. It falls out of the machine.
You take your coke and drink it quickly, and throw it away.
STATUS: Bored and looking for something to do