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"This. Is. YAVIN!!!"
―anonymous XY-wing pilot

The XY-wing was the manliest starfighter out there. Its pilots were in no way homosexuals, despite what you might be thinking. They just didn't have the time for pussies. Becauase they were manly manly men. And so what if they seemed to take a long time in the shower, and they always showered together; they just sweat that much because as mentioned, they're manly men. And they had photos of other men, sometimes shirtless and sometimes even naked, to inspire them to become more manly. But they liked chicks...for now.

Many XY-wing pilots were from Fandalore, and they all knew the story of the Jedi Exile and how some revisionists had altered the story.

See alsoEdit

RicOlieRight
This article is called XY-wing. XY-wing has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of XY-wing can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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