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Yarael Poof
Biographical information
Homeworld

Poofuscant

Born

He just Poofed out there

Died

Ceiling fan

Physical description
Species

Poof

Gender

Poof

Height

looooooong

Hair color

Poofy

Eye color

Poofy

Cybernetics

Integrated Poof

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
"Ut. Oh, crap, no that's not my last word! Er, hold on…I'm thinking of something…er, ut? Damn-ut!"
―Yarael Poof, dying like a punk

Yarael Poof, affectionately known as Q-Tip or That-Big-Assed-Neck-Guy was a Jedi Master and member of the High Council of the Jedi Order during the years leading up to the Clone Wars. During the last years of the Galactic Republic, he was the reason why the Council wasn't allowed to install a ceiling fan in their chamber.[1] He also probably saved Coruscant from destruction at some unknown point.

In what can only be interpreted as an insult to their newborn son, Yarael Poof's parents named him for the Shyriiwook term "yaraelpoof."

DeathEdit

"Oh, humburgers."
―Yarael Poof, dying like a pussy

He died under mysterious circumstances that we're still unsure about, but then you may have access to better sources than we do.

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Notes and referencesEdit

  1. We're taking the high road here and overlooking the comedy inherent in the name "Poof". Feel free to make up your own joke, possibly by drawing on the character's big, long neck and bulbous head.


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