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Yarna d'al' Gargan
Biographical information
Homeworld

Askaj

Died

80 ABY, Turned to dust

Physical description
Height

1.5 m

Hair color

Dark brown

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rebellion era

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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Yarna d'al' Gargan.

Yarna d'al' Gargan was the lovely six-breasted dancer from Jabba's Palace. After Jabba's death, Yarna hosted The View for a year.

In the Expanded Universe, she danced the Dance of the Seventy Violet Veils at the wedding of Han Solo and Leia and became a model for jeweled brassieres. That's not even Darthipedia parody, that's canon. She was turned to dust by Darth Thanos.

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