Yo Deity

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"Yo deity so ugly they wouldn't even show his picture in stained-glass windows!"
―One of the many examples of Yo Deity
"Yo Deity is so gassy that whenever they eat a burrito, an entire planet is destroyed!"
Anakin Skywalker to a follower of Darth Nerd

Yo Deity, at least in the basic sense, is when one person insults another person's deity, as shown below:

G*nkist: "Yo deity so desperate I saw her picture on the cover of Playboy!"
FEM: "Yo deity so insignificant that I saw a man keep pressing him and said, "Water fountain's out of order?""
— a FEM and a G*nkist, employing Yo Deity

In contrast, Yo Deity is a compliment on one's deity that can be used as a distraction to PWN someone or otherwise do them an inconvenience.

Darth Maul: "Yo Deity is so cool that he could kick my boss's prune ass!"
Qui-Gon Jinn: "Dude, that was kinda nice, even for a Sith. Say, do you, like, wanna-"
Darth Maul killed Qui-Gon Jinn with a Yo Deity insult!

Possibly the best Yo Deity of the bunch was Luke Skywalker to Darth Vader just before he destroyed the Death Star.

Luke: "Yo Deity is so awesome my grandmother sends him flowers on Tuesdays!"
Vader: "Really?"
Luke: "No, I just used that as a distraction so I could destroy your Death Star."
Vader: "That's a good one...wait, what are firing into that thermal exhaust port?"
Luke: "GOTTA FLY!"
— How Luke so famously destroyed his father's Death Star

This one insult caused a Death Star to be destroyed, killing millions of funny dudes with British accents. This resulted in the Rebel Alliance using insults instead of outdated X-wing fighters the aliens must've used when they built those pyramids. Ultimately, it was another insult, a Yo Mama, that destroyed the second Death Star and carried the pubescent geeks to victory.

"The Dark Side is insignificant compared to the power of Yo Deity."
―Couldn't have put it better myself, Lord Vader!

This article is called Yo Deity. Yo Deity has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Yo Deity can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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