Yo Mama
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- "Yo mama is so frackin ugly, she went to a ugly contest and they said 'Sorry, no professionals'!"
- ―Mace Windu
Yo Mama was Yo mama! Wait, sorry, I just felt like doing that. Yo Mama was a phrase Mace Windu and other punk rappers would say when they insulted yo mama.
[Edit] Facts about yo mama
- Yo mama so fat Ben Kenobi said "that's no moon...that's yo mama!"
- Yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!
- Yo mama so fat Jabba the Hutt said "DAAYYYUM!"
- Yo mama so stupid she spent the whole day saying "am not" to Artoo!
- Yo mama so dumb she thought Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles!
- Yo mama so fat her blood type is Dorito!
- Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
- Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational orbit!
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[Edit] The best Yo Mama in galactic history
- "Yo Mama is so fat and full of bush, the Wookiees named their planet after her!"
- ―Darth Vader to A'Sharad Hett
The best Yo Mama in galactic history was deliverd by Darth Vader to A'Sharad Hett. Lord Vader came down so RAW on A'Sharad Hett, that the effects were:
- A'Sharad Hett went into hiding for 149 years.
- He changed his name
- He covered his face with a mask
- He turned to the Dark Side of the Force
And all that with just one insult! It just goes to show that having your planet destroyed isn't the worst fate in the galaxy.
In an alternate universe, Palpatine and Luke Skywalker engaged in a Yo Mama Duel aboard the second Death Star. As a result of telling the worst Yo Mama joke ever, Palpatine was tossed into the station's reactor core by Vader, who was serving as referee. The subsequent explosion killed most of the audience, and left the armored Sith Lord himself near death. Luke, however, managed to survive.
