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You got Served is a joke campaign run by Intergalactic Fed-Ex. For a high price, they'll go to an enemies house, tell them all their wildest dreams are coming true, then deliver news that will either destroy their lives or kill them.

The most famous example is the Death Star incident, and Darth Vader's use of their services, as seen below.

Bail1
Wow, what a long day. Did they really need to extend a meeting about the price of imported Naboo swamp flowers two hours longer?


Bail3
YAWN


Served1
Sir... Sir! I have a package for you, sir.


Bail2
Huh... what is it?


Served1
It comes directly from Coruscant, sir! From former Emperor Palpatine


Bail2
Great, just what I... wait, did you say former Emperor?


Served1
Yes sir, Mr. Organa. He stepped down today, saying that he couldn't go on living with this "Disgusting Empire".


Bail2
Wait... your pranking me! The Emperor would never step down and let someone else take his empire!


Served1
No, sir. He killed Vader in a murder/suicide, right after he handed back the power to the senate. Your daughter is the favorite for the next Chancellor.


Bail3
Oh... oh my god... its over... its finally over....


Served1
Yes sir, it is. If you'll just sign here...


Bail3
Of course, M'boy, of course! This is a fine day for the Galaxy!


Served1
Yes sir. Congratulations are in order. You just got served!


Bail2
Wait, what?


Alderaanexplosion
BOOOOOM


IsDarthVaderGonnaHaveToChokeABitch
Note to self: Use this company more often. Shows great promise.


POWAHHH
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha We will funnel funds into this business. Soon it will be the dominate bad news business in the Galaxy!


Disturbance
I feel a great disturbance in the force... as if a small, cruel, company suddenly just overflowed with funds and became a juggernaut of corporate evil...


RicOlieRight
This article is called You Got Served. You Got Served has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of You Got Served can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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