Yuuzhan Vong
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"Do-ro'ik vong pratte!"
―Yuuzhan Vong battle-cry

The person who attended to write this article was clearly an idiot, so I felt it was my duty to delete it.

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Behind the scenesEdit

This article is called Yuuzhan Vong. Yuuzhan Vong has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Yuuzhan Vong can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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The Yuuzhan Vong were created when some EU author, on his way to a meeting with Lucasfilm officials to discuss how to make people read more Star Wars books, got very drunk. When he arrived at the meeting, he suggested doing a Species 8472 ripoff. The officials were unaware that he was drunk and took him seriously, and so the Yuuzhan Vong were born. The author took the name from the restaurant he got drunk at, which was named Yunan Vong and had identity issues (it couldn't decide whether to be Thai, Chinese, French, or Jewish, so it mixed all of those dishes badly. Fortunately, it dumped its menu onto Festival Cruise Lines, and there it has stayed since.)

The Yuuzhan Vong won the annual Most Racist Aliens of the Year competition, somehow beating Neimoidian's to the claim for first place. This caused massive public outrage and forced George Lucas to escape to Spain and take on the very imaginative name of Darth Lucas