Yuuzhan Vong

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The Yuuzhan Vong, also known as the Viet Cong, were something to get people to read Star Wars books were offensive cultural religous stereotypes aliens whose spaceships were made of seafood. (No, we're not making this up.) They looked like Doctor Who rejects strange goblin zombie things, people who survived a nucular explosion (note: Dubya is doing the narrating), or maybe the Tin Scarecrow from Oz, or one of those craps you take some morning and is kinda most but its still hard to squeeze out. AND THEY KILLED CHEWBACCA!!! THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .......... Well, at least they got Coruscant. Now we don't have to cover up the Reowort Tower project that we worked on there (yeah, right) the past two years. That building was bound to fall down anyhow, and my aunt's escapade on the 234th floor was a bit hard to take. They worshipped many Gods including the great Allah Yum-Yum

[Edit] Known Yuuzhan Vong‎

This is a list of known bastards Yuuzhan Vong‎.

• Nom Anor
• Supreme Overlord Shimmra (What a prick)
• Osama Bin Laden Tsavong Lah

This is a list of Yuuzhan Vong fakers Gods

• Yun-Icecreamun
• Yum-Yum

[Edit] Behind the scenes

• The Yuuzhan Vong were created when some EU author, on his way to a meeting with Lucasfilm officials to discuss how to make people read more Star Wars books, got very drunk. When he arrived at the meeting, he suggested doing a Species 8472 ripoff. The officials were unaware that he was drunk and took him seriously, and so the Vong were born. The author took the name from the restaurant he got drunk at, which was named Yunan Vong and had identity issues (it couldn't decide whether to be Thai, Chinese, French, or Jewish, so it mixed all of those dishes badly. Fortunately, it dumped its menu onto Festival Cruise Lines, and there it has stayed since.)

• The Yuuzhan Vong won the annual Most Racist Aliens of the Year competition, somehow beating Neimoidian's to the clain for first place. This caused massive public outrage and forced George Lucas to escape to Spain and take on the very imaginative name of Darth Lucas

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