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Yuuzhan Vong
Planet of origin

Yuuzhan'tar

Height of average adult

Tall

Hair color

Black

"Do-ro'ik vong pratte!"
―Yuuzhan Vong battle-cry

The person who attended to write this article was clearly an idiot, so I felt it was my duty to delete it.

Known Yuuzhan Vong‎Edit

This is a list of known bastards Yuuzhan Vong‎.

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Behind the scenesEdit

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This article is called Yuuzhan Vong. Yuuzhan Vong has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Yuuzhan Vong can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Emperor Jimbo commands you to see the real article called: Al Quaeda.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Yuuzhan Vong.

The Yuuzhan Vong were created when some EU author, on his way to a meeting with Lucasfilm officials to discuss how to make people read more Star Wars books, got very drunk. When he arrived at the meeting, he suggested doing a Species 8472 ripoff. The officials were unaware that he was drunk and took him seriously, and so the Yuuzhan Vong were born. The author took the name from the restaurant he got drunk at, which was named Yunan Vong and had identity issues (it couldn't decide whether to be Thai, Chinese, French, or Jewish, so it mixed all of those dishes badly. Fortunately, it dumped its menu onto Festival Cruise Lines, and there it has stayed since.)

The Yuuzhan Vong won the annual Most Racist Aliens of the Year competition, somehow beating Neimoidian's to the claim for first place. This caused massive public outrage and forced George Lucas to escape to Spain and take on the very imaginative name of Darth Lucas